Every time I hear about this happening I think "How can you forget you put a mouse in your kitty?" It's not a bottomless pit. Don't you have to explore up there to clean it? Can't your boyfriend (or girlfriend) tell there's an obstruction? Or are they just that blown out? Moral of the story is always the same: drunk chicks are slobs, anorexic or not. [/baaarf/]
--LF
05/03 |
As soon as I heard the symptoms, I knew exactly what it was. A tampon. The same thing happened to me once, and it's true about the stench. I had sworn a family of rats had used my vagina as a nest and promptly suffocated to death, their bodies rotting inside of me. This story is great. A funny take on a not so funny matter.
--na
05/01 |
Either this author has no idea how to write dialogue, or her twenty-year-old self talked like a pompous ass. The end result is the same: other than an amusing tampon story, who cares? I'm not really sure why this book excerpt -- light on sex, and long on self-pity -- is in Hooksexup, unless they've decided to start cashing in on the wave of trashy, dysfunctional memoirs from jaded twentysomethings that are all the rage on Oprah. I hope this isn't a trend.
--V.C.
05/01 |
Brilliant. Best of luck to you.
--jra
04/30 |
Great story but you seem to be blaming the doctor who CUT AN OLD TAMPON OUT OF YOUR VAGINA for not taking better care of you. You clearly knew you had alcohol problems and should have sought help.
--LG
04/30 |
Holy mother of god. So strong and scary. One of the best I've read here. Good luck, if you still need it.
--kk
04/29 |
Loved this piece. Disturbed and depraved college girl memoir is one of my favorite genres. Fortunately/tragically there's no shortage of it, but this is a fine example thereof.
--MAX
04/29 |
Is there a book description somewhere? The Amazon page doesn't seem to have much. Thanks.
--JCF
04/29 |
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