Kinect sex, porn-stealing cops, and the metaphor that will destroy the way you look at butterflies — and sex — forever.
By Ben Reininga
Kinect sex games due "within the month"
Another day, another technological development repurposed for sexiness. Kinect — the Xbox add-on that uses webcams (and all sorts of other complex stuff) to allow users to play Xbox without a controller — will be used for sex games. The technology is still nascent, but it seems likely that within the near future, you will be able to stand naked in the middle of your living room and have virtual sex with your television screen. The future is here, folks, and it's terrifying.
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Bux - your point is well-taken. I almost skipped it -- but as annoying as the movie is, Rob Pattinson having sex for 12 hours remains at least somewhat of interest. I promise a year-long moratorium on Twilight on this site -- even if that movie wins an Oscar.
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Kinect could be a huge step towards virtual sex. We are all doomed.
these scientists and their "slutty" gene study was probably an excuse to talk to girls.
I'll forgive you this one time, Hooksexup, but don't ever put anything about Twilight on this site again. For god's sake, it bombards us enough everywhere else.
testing to see if it worked
Bux - your point is well-taken. I almost skipped it -- but as annoying as the movie is, Rob Pattinson having sex for 12 hours remains at least somewhat of interest. I promise a year-long moratorium on Twilight on this site -- even if that movie wins an Oscar.
The Kinectsutra is so much scarier than solo sex on the kinect (See penny arcade :) )
How does it make women feel who have lost their breasts to cancer?
How does it make women feel who have lost their breasts to cancer?
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