This Week in Sex
Sexy hobbits, glowing prostitutes, and the reason a fifteen-inch penis tattoo is never a joke.
By Ben Reininga
Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit will feature some sexy, shorter gentlemen
When you hear the word “hobbit,” you probably think of many things: droll, short, Danny Devito with a beard, etc. Sexy, however, isn’t probably one of them. Well, Peter Jackson is out to change that — the just-announced cast for The Hobbit is full of hunky, young things vying to to be the new geek-girl crush du jour — Legolas, but cherubic and four-feet tall.
Commentarium (9 Comments)
How did they get penises off of Chatroulette, anyone know?
Apparently, they developed a "genital recognition algorithm." No, I don't have any idea what that actually entails.
Beleive it or not, they developed a penis recognition software.
Technically it was "just off broadway" but it got international attention (not just for the use of the F-word) and ran for years: Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well and Living in Paris. I don't know when Sondheim's use was, but Jackues Brel is Alive was actually performed in 1968 (yes I looked it up). When it came out the album of the show was claimed to be the first use of the word on an album released by a major record label (I remember an interviewer playing the track on a late-night, live interview show and barely pulling the needle up in time -- the only time I ever heard Barry Farber anything but cool and collected in years of listening to his show)
I want Mary Louise Parker to read me bedtime stories. She'd have my undivided attention
Now you say something