Don't Buy These Plush Animals For Your Girlfriend
By Shaun SeneviratneNov 25th, 2009 · 1:13 pmComments (7)
These plush animals may seem innocent enough, but look a little closer. . .
They have vaginas! Why this was a good idea I have no clue. Buy these this holiday season only if you want to sufficiently creep someone out.
[$35, Etsy]
This bison likes it from behind.
[$35, Etsy]
This bear moves it's mouth and sings "I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch)".
[$35, Etsy]
This Santa Claus dog is sure to not bring Christmas cheer.
[$35, Etsy]
[via Regretsy]
Commentarium (7 Comments)
Who ever decided this was a good idea. Funny, yes. Good, no
where do u buy them..?
where do i get em
You can buy these from here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/Furburger?section_id=6153873
If my girlfriend got me that for Christmas I wouldn't even need her around anymore for sexual gratification. Finally no more annoying bitch and all sexual gratification all to myself!
Won't these things cause chafing?
i...i....ow, my brain...