"Modern and extensive" porn collection found at Osama's compound
By Danielle GibsonMay 13th, 2011, 12:33 pmComments (13)
Everyone has an answer for the "If you were going to die tomorrow, what would be your last meal be?" question. But let me ask you this: if you were going to be killed by elite U.S. forces, what kind of pornography would you look at? The full details haven't been released yet, but an extensive porn collection was found in Osama bin Laden's hideout by American commandos. The collection was said to be "modern, electronically recorded video and... fairly extensive."
How did the beleaguered terrorists obtain the goods? Unknown. But when a person wants porn, they find a way, damn it, regardless of internet connection, speed, or international manhunts. Enduring proof that when you say everyone looks at porn, you mean everyone. Who wants to take a stab at guessing his fetishes?
Commentarium (13 Comments)
The killer app for mass killers.
I knew a guy in the army who cross-trained with some Egyptian soldiers in Germany. Apparently, they would spend their entire paychecks drinking and whoring because when they got back home they couldn't do any of that stuff. I also find it really telling that the last thing the 9/11 assholes did was go to a strip club and piss away their money on escorts. Maybe we can sponsor a "get terrorists laid" program.
This gives new life to the saying,
make love, not war.
@Joe, absolutely right. Most of these fuckers are so violent due to pent up sexual aggression. The radical islamic culture places such a restraint on contact between men and women that many of these men can barely function until they relocate to western society.
Ditto for Catholic priests.
@Tim The idea that /anyone/ is violent because of pent-up sexual frustration is absurd. I'd say plenty of sexually frustrated people in the world get by without hurting others.
Dude, if I didn't masturbate 3x a day, I'd so go nuclear on your sorry ass. But... I'll just let it pass, because... I just whacked off.
The best and worst Slashdot comment on this said, "… probably goat porn." I loled.
Would like to donate a lttle money for the people at Slave lake. How?
WTF?
We here in Ottawa are not being told of any efforts.
I think you've just successfully embarassed the fuck out of all Canadians, now.
I thought those guys were real religious. I'm sure that was just capture pron from American devils that they had not had time to burn yet...yea that's the ticket...
Now you say something