United Airlines passenger arrested for masturbating during flight
By Danielle GibsonMay 24th, 2011, 3:00 pmComments (11)
Unfortunately, not all airplane news is as fun as Adam Pally live-tweeting his attempt to get Tim Robbins laid. A twenty-five-year-old man flying from Denver to Spokane aboard a United Airlines flight was arrested for masturbating. He probably thought he was being pretty subtle, but he was seated across from two eighteen-year-olds (well-versed in the secretive masturbatory arts). He is being charged with "obscene and indecent exposure of his person" and statements from the aforementioned teenagers claim he ejaculated onto the seat in front of him.
Okay, flying is the worst. We all hate it, yes? But this is a whole new level of gross. First Snakes on a Plane and now this? Remember when flying was a glamorous and exciting affair? When people dressed up and you didn't have to be subjected to pat-downs and the snacks and Diet Coke were ever-flowing?
Commentarium (11 Comments)
Only in America
That's the definition of Economy Plus seating.
Self-control? Neah, not there..
The bathroom is RIGHT THERE
What! I thought it was only frowned upon.
Maybe he misunderstood what it was that he was supposed to put in the full, upright and locked position?
Darn, when I clicked on the link, I was hoping it was a female passenger.
I started to research instances of women being caught in such situations, but gave up quickly to avoid spiraling into the inevitable porn-hole. It's weird how... well, "often" is probably not exactly the correct word, but what is UP with these guys on airplanes?
"...but what is UP with these guys..."
Isn't it obvious?
whats a man to do with his fleshlight ...lol... https://OneHotNight.com