Lifestyles is creating a Ke$ha-themed condom

LifeStyles and your favorite sloppiest girl at the party, Ke$ha, are teaming up to keep you safe. Instead of the usual glitter, Get $leazy Tour concert-goers will be showered with condoms featuring the "slutwave" singer's face. Well, sort of. 

Tammy McGriff, Quality Assurance Manager for Lifestyles' parent company, Ansell, is now clarifying that actually putting Ke$ha's face on the condom wrapper would somehow damage the product. Thus, the company is putting her face on a "matchbox like folder" that goes around the condom. 

McGriff was not clear on exactly how the image of Ke$ha's face would harm the condom, and frankly, I think she's wrong — looking at a girl who brags about brushing her teeth with alcohol sounds like excellent birth control. If looking at Ke$ha's face before boning doesn't make you want to use a condom, perhaps her words will: 

“You will leave [the concert] covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you'll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me."

I'll have to name my child something unpronounceable that features a wordless symbol? Pass the condoms, please.