New underwear for men comes with penis already installed
By Ray RahmanJanuary 7th, 2011, 12:28 pmComments (11)
Is that Andrew Christian's Shock Jock Flirt Brief Underwear with Active Shaping Technology Cup, or are you just happy to see me?
Oh, nevermind — it is in fact simply Andrew Christian's Shock Jock Flirt Brief Underwear with Active Shaping Technology Cup, which uses "completely natural look[ing]" "authentic male features" to miraculously add two inches to "your frontal measurement." For best results, set your washing machine to warm when laundering. And remember: the removable Active Shaping Technology Cup "can be hand-washed as needed."
Commentarium (11 Comments)
This reminds me of an old story of a guy's friend recommending putting a medium to large potato in his tight fitting swimsuit when he went to the beach and walk around to be seen. He did that and found it didn't help, in fact if seemed to repel the ladies. His friend dropped by to investigate what this issue was. He said, "I see the problem here. You should move the potato to the front."
@G Unit: bravo. bravo
One white, one black. But the same size?
G Unit, you made my morning, hahahahaha!!!
And I guess this is like women wearing padded bras.
G unit, thanks for the laugh! That made my day.
Does it come in uncut too?
Funny, @Twolane. Good point.
If you are THAT insecure about your bulge then be my guest
Still, one white and one black. Why? They could have made it pink with purple polka dots. No woman you take home is going to say "I was going to have sex with you but now that I see that your FAKE PENIS is the wrong skin tone, I'm outta here!"
Combine this and the ball hanging briefs... =)
Colors probably to prevent the thing from showing in various colored briefs.
Now you say something