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I don't know if any of you remember that back when Chris Evans was first announced as the actor who would play Captain America, I made a little costume mock-up. You know, just to help the filmmakers out in case they were looking for inspiration. It looked like this:

So now I'd like to take this moment to say: NAILED IT. Because the first full-length trailer for Captain America: The First Avenger is out, and besides getting better glimpses of costars like Dominic Cooper, Tommy Lee Jones, and Stanley Tucci, we also get a very generous amount of time dedicated to Chris Evans without his shirt on. You're welcome for the help, director Joe Johnston. All I ask for is tickets to the premier and 5% of the gross:

Commentarium (19 Comments)

Mar 24 11 - 2:16pm
Pin Point

How can one be "very" shirtless? Either one is wearing a shirt or one isn't.

Mar 24 11 - 2:32pm
JamesBradyRyan

I'm thinking of it as a "time spent shirtless/length of video" qualifier. If we only got a short glimpse it would be a different story.

Mar 25 11 - 11:46am
thinkywritey

Shut up, Pin Point.

Mar 24 11 - 2:22pm
xdl

That's right up there with "most unique"!

Mar 24 11 - 3:57pm
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I hate chris evans, but i'm a goddamn sucker for superhero movies

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