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John Huntsman and Mitt Romney

The Jon Huntsman campaign is out with a confusing new ad that’s meant to criticize the economic track-record of Mitt Romney — by pointing out that when he was governor, Utah was number one in job creation, while Massachusetts was forty-seventh. A compelling statistic... that Huntsman chooses to present via a total train wreck of mixed metaphors.  

The ad has two themes: a sad dirty baseball glove (or a mitt! Get it?) and an awesome guy riding a motocross bike. I think what Huntsman is trying to say is that job creation is like a baseball game, Mitt sucks at baseball, and Huntsman is too good at maneuvering a really cool motorbike through the mountains of Utah to even care. If you needed any more convincing, the sad baseball Mitt keeps getting dirtier in every shot.   

“Beneath the razzle and dazzle, numbers never lie,” Huntsman says. Which doesn't keep Huntsman’s new ad from being one of the most confusing political jabs yet.

Looks like the fight between these fairly equal middle-of-the road conservatives will have to be settled on the field. Or trail. Or something.  

Commentarium (6 Comments)

Sep 07 11 - 8:22pm
Jude

For your family. For America. For Motocross...fuck yeah!

Sep 07 11 - 8:42pm
lolwut

Huntsman actually sounds like a pretty reasonable dude. Besides the Motocross ads, I mean. That is just weird. But that is why he must lead us.

Sep 08 11 - 2:21pm
Jean

Well, as far as Republican candidates go Huntsman actually seems like the most reasonable. Sadly that's one of the reason's he's doomed to fail, though. Unless you're willing to sign one of those absurd pledges it seems you don't stand a chance in this race.

Sep 09 11 - 11:12pm
ron paul

RON PAUL!

Oct 14 11 - 7:08pm
Jaelyn

Gosh, I wish I would have had that infomraiton earlier!

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