"Sweeping, epic" film about Sarah Palin to premiere in June
By Alex HeiglMay 25th, 2011, 1:30 pmComments (14)
Sarah Palin will be the subject of a new, two-hour long "sweeping epic" film called, I shit you not, The Undefeated, set to premiere in June.
Apparently, Citizen Palin reached out to conservative filmmaker Stephen K. Bannon last November to make a series of videos about her controversial decision to resign as governor of Alaska with a year-and-a-half left in her term. Bannon decided to go big or go home and bankrolled a $1 million "good old-fashioned brouhaha," whatever the hell that means.
The film, set to premiere in Iowa next month, was kept under wraps for the duration of its production, and was originally titled Take A Stand, after Palin's campaign slogan during her 2006 gubernatorial run. The title has since been changed to The Undefeated, because, frankly, fuck subtlety.
Bannon also acquired the audio rights to Going Rogue, Palin's 2009 bestseller, for use in the film, so you can watch one piece of propaganda narrated by another piece of propaganda.
Will this film infuriate liberals and delight conservatives? Will it launch Palin into a higher level of celebrity? Will I be hammer-drunk and first in line to see this?
You betcha.
Commentarium (14 Comments)
There's really no 'film'.
It's actually a sex tape...stay tuned.
My world would be complete.
That is a perfect photo of Sarah Palin. Well done.
I'm excited that the director has used the phrase "sweeping epic" to describe this -- I have visions of a Cecil B. DeMille-style Old Testament piece.
We need to pay less attention to her. Seriously.
I seriously wish she would just go away.
I seriously wish she would jump into my bed.
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You know nothing of my work!
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@Alex Heigl
I laughed
Like reading last weeks newspaper. Sweeping EPIC? Sarah is O-V-E-R. This is way past irony or parody or fascinating hallucination, its simply pathetic.
P.S. - Is she having a stroke or an aneurysm in that picture? I'm sort of worried for her.
This film will be the final nail in the coffin for her political career. Who will be able to take her seriously after this? The liberals should keep quiet and let the Republicans bash the hell out of her.
Now you say something