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Bristol Palin might not have been able to take home the top prize on Dancing with the Stars or film a PSA that's anything but incredibly uncomfortable, but oh, can she write a snippy Facebook note! A week after taking to Facebook to eviscerate Keith Olbermann for dubbing her the "Worst Person in the World," Palin is back at it, this time using fifteen-years-too-late gay jokes to zing her "friend" Margaret Cho.

Cho, who is openly bisexual and a vocal advocate for gay marriage, recently gave an interview about her Dancing With the Stars co-star, claiming that Sarah Palin had forced Bristol onto the show as penance for costing her the election. This allegation prompted the following online retort:

To my friend Margaret Cho, if you ever have a question, call me girlfriend. Don't ever rely on "sources" who claim to know me or my family. You will be taken every time. And we need to talk. You say you "don't agree with the family's politics at all" but I say, if you understood that commonsense conservative values supports the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence, you would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert.

Well, that's a GOP plug I hadn't heard before. You'd think if Bristol was going to take it to that place, she could have at least tried to bolster her "sassy young person" cred with a Tegan and Sara reference.

Comments ( 6 )

Please stop reporting on the Palins.

Nick143 commented on Dec 06 10 at 3:06 pm

Ditto. And also, Justin Timberlake, the Kardashians, and Lady Gaga,and anyone else who is famous for no perceptible talent or reason.

MeanMrMustard commented on Dec 06 10 at 3:15 pm

Actually, it's k.d. lang.

Twolane commented on Dec 06 10 at 5:29 pm

"commonsense conservative values supports the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence"

Unless, of course, you're a pregnant woman who wishes or needs to end her pregnancy. That's when those "commonsense conservatives" demand the government (and maybe a priest) get between you and your doctor.

Kel commented on Dec 06 10 at 7:08 pm

Or, even more relevant to the discussion, GAY. I mean, how the fuck can this bitch say with a straight face that Sarah Palin's values support ending government interference in a gay person's life, when they are the ones constantly pushing back gay marriage, anti-hate legislation, trans equality, and oh yeah, even trying to bring back anti-sodomy laws in TX.

Christ on a cracker, Margaret Cho's not my favorite comedian, but she deserves better than to have to deal with shit like this.

@Kel commented on Dec 07 10 at 7:00 am

Bristol Palin is an embarrassing comment on America.

Twolane commented on Dec 07 10 at 10:49 am

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