Watch: Louis C.K. used to steal tampons

I love Louis C.K. I love everything about him. I love his show; I love his stand-up; I don't even mind that he has not, as of yet, responded to my interview request. His appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night was also pretty good. He regales us with a story from his youth — his perverted, larcenous youth.

It seems the comedian got into the habit of shoplifting tampons from his local drugstore. He explains that he didn't know the actual function of a tampon, though he did know they were "dirty." After stockpiling several months worth of stolen hygienic goods under his bed, he returned home one day to find that they had all been removed. Season two of his show, Louie, premiered last week.