Watch: Stephen Colbert gives you some tips on gay sex

Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann made a trip to her birth state, Kenya Iowa, this week — possibly because of her potential run for the presidency — and while she was there she made it a point to visit The Family Leader, a group of homophobes who'd like to reverse the state's stand on same-sex marriage. (The state is soooo gay for it.) This occasion prompted everyone's favorite faux-conservative Stephen Colbert to give his audience some helpful advice RE: homo action. More specifically, he thinks you might be doing it too fast:

Oh, I remember the days when you could still have gay sex in bars and restaurants. We had such freedom then. But I've heard you can still get away with it in some European countries. They're much more laissez-faire about things.