Links: Newt Gingrich says Obama spent more time on March Madness than on Libya

Newt Gingrich had some choice words for the President regarding Libya, specifically, that Sarkozy led the response because Obama was too busy filling out a March Madness bracket. One wonders whether, if he hadn't said something about basketball, everyone would have called Obama a bad patriot. 

Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania was caught with fifty-four bags of heroin, thirty-one empty heroin bags, eight and a half prescription pills, and fifty-one dollars and twenty-two cents cash in her vagina. Take a second. I'm sure she had a good reason to do this. For instance, the heroin apocalypse is coming and she was building a heroin-bunker in there.

The loud, greasy dudes from YouTube's "Epic Meal Time" finally get some national recognition from an appearance on The Tonight Show. Who cares if this could single-handedly undo all the work of countless people fighting for a healthier America? You know you would rather eat three-foot fried-chicken sandwiches and die two weeks from now, anyway.

For all you hopeless male Hitch fans out there, here's a list of rom-com clichés that fool you into thinking you can run into a wedding mid-vow and steal back the woman of your dreams.

Everybody watches porn. So, in-depth research about the subject could definitely teach a lot about human sexuality. Go take a look at this comprehensive survey on pornography habits and fill it out. Preferably by yourself, hunched over a computer in a basement, just for authenticity's sake.