Watch: James Franco's brother Dave plays a very explicit game of gay chicken

Full disclosure: I wanted to just call him "Dave Franco," but then I was worried that I only know him so well because I think he's really cute. Anyway — Dave Franco and Christopher Mintz-Plasse apparently play a slightly altered, much dirtier version of gay chicken, the game where two guys (or girls) get closer and closer to making out until one person pulls away. (It's a game I ALWAYS win.) Theirs has a lot more dirty talk. And a lot fewer pants. Watch this one with headphones, everyone.

And now, the inevitable question: who's hotter, James Franco or brother Dave? I have to say, I think Dave might be more objectively attractive. But I feel like I really know James more, you better? (And with that statement, it's time for me to shuffle off this mortal coil.)