Creepiosity
Old-Tyme Porn
As you, above anyone else, know, there are all kinds of different porn on the internet for every different taste: young, old, black, white, midget, non-midget, etc. Among the most interesting is the porn from the silent-movie era. Just imagine, you could be beating off to the exact same porn that Babe Ruth did. As a baseball fan, that's pretty damn cool. But before you finish the job, there are two things to remember about what you're watching:
1. Everyone in it is dead. Slightly arousing? Sure. But also a little creepy.
And , more important...
2) That's someone's grandma doing the Victrola repair man!
Think about it: somebody is out there watching these films on the internet, squinting, and saying to themselves, "Is that my Ya Ya?" Pretty disturbing.
From the book Creepiosity by David Bickel. Excerpted by arrangement with Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC, an Andrews McMeel Universal company. Copyright © 2010
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