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Nikki, 27

Do you have any favorite hook-up stories?
 In February I got back from London, and my best friend from high school... she's from Bulgaria, and when I first met her I thought she was a Kosovo refugee or something so I was nice to her, and then we became best friends. So we go to Austin — I'm from Texas — she has this big wedding at this fancy hotel, and at the end she comes up to me and says, "We had to pay $56 a head for alcohol, so you guys need to get drunk off of this. And there are four pregnant girls, so you need to get busy." So I ended up going to a frat party with her nineteen-year-old brother and making out with a nineteen-year-old boy. When I woke up I felt so dirty. I said, "Wait, wait... what year were you born?" and he was like, "'89." That's really horrible.

What's the craziest place you've had sex?
 I used to work for a newspaper and I was the photographer for them. I did it in the darkroom. That was fun. My boyfriend came to see me there and you know, the moment struck us, so we locked the door. People were banging to get in.

Have you ever offended anyone in the bedroom?
 Yeah, 'cause I'm kinda honest. The worst kiss I ever had, I started laughing in the middle of it. I was like, "This is not working. Maybe we should try something else." His lips were all over my nose like a slobbery fish. And he was like, "Well, your lips are too small." I was like, "I don't think that's the problem. I think you're just a fucking moron."

How do you show a guy you're interested?
 I hear you're supposed to look in his eyes for more than three seconds. I think I read that somewhere. I just talk to them a lot.



Sabrina, 22

So where do you work?
 I work in retail.

Does it get you laid?
 Honey, I'm female. Anything gets me laid.

Has anyone ever offended you in the bedroom?
 Not really, I mean you have to be realistic. Men, they are men. You gotta be female, you gotta be positive.

Have you ever had a really good or really bad date?
 A good date is anyone who can hold a good conversation. As for a bad date, I had this one guy... one minute we were talking about leaves and trees, and then out of nowhere, he was like, "Do you like anal?" And I was like, "Wow, I gotta go."

What do you like in a guy?
 I like confidence. Regardless of anything else, he has to be confident.

What does it take for a guy to get with you?
 You don't have to be scared! Just be yourself. Fuck it, just come on with it and I love it.

Do you have a weakness?
 Yes, if he's wearing a really good cologne. I swear to God, I'm a sucker.



Raphael, 26

What do you do for a living?
I'm a detective.

Does that get you ladies?
 You tell me, you're a lady. Maybe. Sometimes I throw it out there and bada-bing.

How do you let a girl know you're interested or how do you get a lady?
 You gotta give them the look.

All right, what's the look?
 [giving the look] You gotta give the whole sexy thing. I do the eyebrow thing and it's good to go.

Do you have any favorite hookup stories?
Wow, let's see. It was a random hookup. It was in the Meatpacking District. I was a little intoxicated, and I saw this one girl across the bar and she was smoking hot. I'm giving her the eye thing and the next thing you know, bada-bing, we're talking. Dude, this girl was a nut. A nut. After a couple of drinks, she was like, "Let's go back to your place and do this." I'm talking about every position known to man, I'm talking about anal, and that was my first experience with that.

Are you serious? That's crazy.
 I know. I'm thinking, I better wrap it up twice with this girl. First night doing all that, damn, that's crazy. It was a good night.

Have you ever been offended in the bedroom?
 Not really. I feel satisfied. My goal is to satisfy the woman after that.

Do you have a weakness with women?
 If she can seduce me on the dance floor, she can seduce me in bed.  n°

Interviews by Meghan Pleticha. Photography by Sean McGurn.

        

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24 Comments

Park fucker or no, Bennett is pretty cute. Love this feature! Keep it coming.

LKH commented on 11/19

Raphael is my favorite. He's like Humphrey Bogart meets the Jersey shore. A detective! Bada-bing!

Br commented on 11/19

I cannot believe men say "bada-bing!" in real life. I'm kinda loving it, though...

roro commented on 11/19

re. Bada-bing: This is picked up from TV and movies, not from "real life"

LM commented on 11/19

is Raphael wearing 2 watches? Is this cool now?

jb commented on 11/19

Wow! Sabrina...easy on the make-up honey...the Joker called and wants his face back!!! Hey-Ohhhhhhh!

JC commented on 11/19

I'm know I'm sounding like an old man....but does the bull-ring through the nose, like the one Lauren is fashioning, really turn men on??!!

JC commented on 11/19

"Is Raphael wearing 2 watches? Is this cool now?" What happened was this: One of his watches is 10 minutes fast, so he got one that is set 10 minutes slow so he can tell what time it is by the average.

LM commented on 11/19

@JC: yes, I for one LOVE piercings on women. Not too many, but a few are smoking hot.

LAP commented on 11/19

I always figured that ring-through the septum is the rug-muncher's equivalent the the pole-smoker's stud through the tongue. One rings a pig's snout so he doesn't eat the truffles he's rooting for around the forest floor. Get it?

JAC commented on 11/19

what? rugs? poles? pigs? can we have a limit on the mixed sexual metaphors?

KB commented on 11/19

Raphael needs his own feature, that guy looks and sounds hysterical.

JJM commented on 11/19

@JJM, That is the last fucking thing I need. I get the vibe of the typical meathead douche from Raphael. Interesting to see how people respond to these guys though.

BAS commented on 11/19

i absolutely hate how people say 'intoxicated' and think it makes them sound more intelligent than the average d-bag because they didnt say 'wasted' or 'trashed'. ... same thing. just go with crunked, and you're fine yo

CB commented on 11/19

@BAS: Typical meathead douche vibe or not, he embodies a character that people here obviously responding to. As BR said earlier, "He's like Humphrey Bogart meets the Jersey shore. A detective! Bada-bing!" Okay BAS? Kapeesh? No? Well then fuggeddabowdit!

JJM commented on 11/19

I kind of like Sabrina's attitude, you guys bump into pretty interesting people..

DM commented on 11/19

Bennett could be my fast food. DAMN.

123 commented on 11/19

Yep. This stuff is great. Keep it coming

KZ commented on 11/19

I mentioned this the last time I read this series. What's with every person you interviewed being under 30? New demographics for hooksexup.com? People in their thirties and forties have no hot stories to tell? C'mon Hooksexup, WTF.

SA commented on 11/20

^People over 30 don't buy the products that advertise here, it's pretty simple really

JMH commented on 11/20

I'm pretty sure some of these people lie about their age.

MS commented on 11/22

That Bull-ring through the nose is not nice, to put it nicely. Reminiscent of bovines.

SG commented on 11/24

Television and movies lead me to believe that, overall, New Yorkers are more stylish and sophisticated and generally more interesting than people from most anywhere else. Apparently they aren't.

cal commented on 11/24

I agree, SG. Nikki was 27, oh, 6 or 7 years ago at least...Raphael is so funny. Is he for real? Love this new feature.

YH commented on 11/24
 

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