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Talking to Strangers

Hooksexup asks deeply personal questions to people we just met.

 

 

Natasha, 26

What do you do for a living?
I work in fashion.

Does that get you dates?
It can. But I choose not to. We do a lot of castings for models — it's too much.

Do you have any favorite hook-up stories?
My ex-boyfriend's neighbor. Basically, we had bumped into each other many times, even before I was with my boyfriend. I was with my boyfriend for a year, and when we broke up I ended up becoming friends with the neighbor. We hooked up the day before yesterday. But I was must say, I was disappointed.

I'm sorry to hear that.
It's okay. I just won't have him over again. It's a waste of my reputation.

At least now you don't have to be walking by your ex-boyfriend's place all the time. Do you have any crazy exes?
One guy I dated still had feelings for me, and his girlfriend broke up with him because of it. Every time I tell him, "We can be friends," he's like, "I'm in love!"

Have you ever been offended in the bedroom?
Yeah, if they're selfish or finish first. Sex has become pretty casual nowadays. It's weird, because when I was younger it was so different.

How was it different?
I felt like I saved myself forever, until I was like twenty. The guys who I've been dating always seem to be younger than me — I attract younger guys, I guess — and for them, it's so much more casual. Like with the neighbor: he came over, and ten minutes later, we were messing around.

 

 

Dean, 35

What do you do for a living?
I'm an engineer.

Do you have any favorite hook-up stories?
About three years ago, I was at this industry party, and I was hanging out with the guys from Making the Band. A girl walked up to me and said she'd do anything to meet one of the guys from the show. I said, "What does that mean?" She said, "Anything. I want to meet this guy." So I said, "Okay, come with me." We went to a room in the back and she proceeded to give me a blowjob. She got her fantasy going, but I just wanted to see how far it would go.

That's a crazy mindset to me. Well, what do you look for in a girl?
Smart. Sex appeal. Independent. I don't like girls who wear a lot of make-up.

Do you have any deal-breakers?
Well, if she's really pretty and she's not that smart — that'll still pass. Sex appeal is a big thing for me.

Do you have any crazy ex-girlfriends?
Yeah, I have a few.

What kind of crazy?
Well, I had a stalker once. I was doing a shoot in Toronto — homegirl found out where I was staying, my room number, and she just called me like, "How is Toronto?" I was like, "How did you know I was here?" A friend of mine had told her I was in Toronto. And I'd once told her that on shoots, we usually stay in a Marriott. So she called six different Marriotts to find out where my room was.

 

 

Emily, 25

What do you do for a living?
I'm a student, and I work for a graphic designer. I study fashion design and styling.

Which gets you more action?
Fashion design, definitely.

Do you have any good stories?
I went on a date with this guy, and we had a great time. Back at his place, we were chillin' out — I was watching TV, he was on the Internet, doing his thing. I looked over and he was watching porn! I was like, "All right, cool, but if you're gonna watch porn, let's watch it together." But then he decided to go out on a limb and show me a video of a teenage girl losing her virginity. I was like, "I gotta get out of here." So I go upstairs to get my bag ready. Then I, um, looked in his drawer and I found this red netted body suit for a woman. There were anal beads and handcuffs in there, too. Then I see this thing, like a hose, and it turns out to be a pussy pump! I wasn't down for having beads stuck up my ass, so I ran out of there like a bat out of hell.

Did you tell him anything?
I told him I had to go home early so I could get some documents for work. He was like, "What exactly do you have to get?" And I was just like, "Paperwork!"

I was going to ask if you've ever been offended in the bedroom, but I guess we've already been there. What kind of guy do you like?
Just a fun, easy-going guy who's easy on the eyes, preferably. Intelligent, employed, educated, no kids. And who doesn't have a record, preferably.

Are these things you've learned from experience?
Definitely.

Comments ( 29 )

Hey Kurt, maybe she left because she was an intellectual, feminist, atheist type, who isn't that into guys who use the phrase 'kinky and dirty as heterosexual male female sex gets'

aa commented on Jun 10 10 at 12:22 am

Woah... Zgizelle is off the hook.

rt commented on Jun 10 10 at 12:38 am

Kurt is hilariously douche-y. He's like an 80s yuppie or something, I don't even know.

Dee commented on Jun 10 10 at 12:49 am

natasha is so hot................how i'm gonna get asleep now?

axa commented on Jun 10 10 at 1:04 am

Kurt + Zgizelle + Krazy Glue. make it happen Hooksexup

be commented on Jun 10 10 at 1:08 am

Questions are a little lame this week..

Joe commented on Jun 10 10 at 1:49 am

"I'm not a giver, for lack of a better term."

Awesome. Another bedroom princess.

Ryan commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:13 am

"his penis was crooked. it was a like a hook." I need more friends like this lady

Lemon commented on Jun 10 10 at 10:20 am

Zgizelle sounds like an absolute nightmare. She might be a fun nightmare, though.

Me commented on Jun 10 10 at 10:39 am

Yep, though at least she's upfront about it. "Not a giver" probably means "I don't actually like sex, and don't know how to get myself off either. I just lie there, wait for it to be over, and occasionally make passive-aggressive comments."

People like that are such a pain in the ass, especially the sort-of cute ones like Maria. You meet them in a bar or whatever, convince yourself they've got "quirky good looks", and then you get them home and find out just how terrible they are in bed. I wish people who are knowingly shitty lays would just tattoo it on their forehead.

@Ryan commented on Jun 10 10 at 10:40 am

Someone needs to super-glue Zgizelle's twat shut. And her mouth.

moops commented on Jun 10 10 at 10:42 am

(Or it could just mean "I don't give blowjobs", which is sort of the same thing.)

@Ryan commented on Jun 10 10 at 10:42 am

Did you just take a look at Zgizelle's body?... she's hot... she's 46. I think I need to start going to a dance class again.

Cinthia commented on Jun 10 10 at 11:56 am

Natasha had me until the "waste of my reputation" bullshit.

AD commented on Jun 10 10 at 1:18 pm

Oh, and Dean has really low standards and is likely to remain single forever. Or divorced quickly.

AD commented on Jun 10 10 at 1:20 pm

Zgizelle sounds like a dream. She is violent, into destruction of property and sexual assault. Is sold on a guy simply by how he looks and pretends to be. Buy hey, she is a VEGAN! That makes it all better, doesn't it?

AD commented on Jun 10 10 at 1:33 pm

With the exception of Emily and maybe Dean (I mean she was playing out her fantasy, right), these all seem like fairly terrible, selfish people.

JM commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:38 pm

Who wants to bet that Zgizelle's real name is Esther or Rhonda?

moops commented on Jun 10 10 at 4:01 pm

Zgizelle is awesome! and super hot for her age! a bit terrifying, but in a fun way. I'd be friends with her.
Kurt on the other hand is a total douchewaffle. what does he even mean, that he only likes stupid, man worshipping religious girls with low self esteem? sounds like a misogynist asshole to me.

sylvia commented on Jun 10 10 at 6:20 pm

I love Zgizelle. She's hilarious.

le commented on Jun 10 10 at 8:42 pm

@moops: you are a hateful person. If you have a beef with Zgizelle, then spell it out, we don't need your bullshit here, or anywhere

El commented on Jun 11 10 at 3:05 am

Huh? There are plenty of "hateful" comments on Hooksexup but moops's was totally innocuous. If her folks named her Zgizelle, more power to 'em, but a lot of black women of her generation traded in their Rhondas, LaVernes, and Etta Maes for something funkier. It's a cliché, and there's no shame in that, but it's not like we'd bat an eye if Chris Rock or Chappelle made fun of it.

@El commented on Jun 11 10 at 11:07 am

I think they thought I was hateful because I suggested supergluing her vagina shut. But I don't see what's wrong with that... she herself admitted (almost gleefully) doing the same thing to her boyfriend.

moops commented on Jun 11 10 at 11:16 am

...but Zgizelle said she is "real". And everyone know that "real" people are the best. especially the ones who are so straight up. You know like she is gonna tell you when it ain't workin. Like she did with the chicken ordering vegan guy...oh wait she said she was going to the bathroom and went out the back door. so "real" .

Jack commented on Jun 11 10 at 4:17 pm

Hey, my names's Rhonda. What's wrong with that? I'm also 46. But I would never super glue anyone (maybe that's why my name is still Rhonda).

Rhonda commented on Jun 11 10 at 6:39 pm

@ Sylvia: It's funny to me that Kurt liking dumb, religious girls makes him a misogynist asshole, but destructive, sociopathic behavior makes Zgizelle awesome and fun. I think there is a bit of a double standard here. If it was a man who got his girlfriend drunk and put krazy glue on her vagina, you would probably be horrified. Don't get me wrong, Kurt probably is a complete douche, but Zgizelle sounds like a fucking psycho. Just because she is a hip, counter-cultural vegan, she can pass off her neuroses as funky and bohemian, when in reality she should probably be committed.

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