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two best friends pursue business and pleasure in NYC.
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Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20)
Approaching strangers by biting their shoulders won't get you anywhere. People appreciate forwardness, these are jittery times we live in, and chances are that Jude Law lookalike has a razor and an industrial-sized ice chest in his charming West Village apartment. Rule of thumb: When your social behavior begins to resemble activities you've seen in nature films, tone it down.
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Gemini (May 21-Jun. 21)
This week, someone will warm to ideas you've been pushing for weeks. Previously, your suggestion that it might be fun to shave each other in a pizza-parlor bathroom was met with scorn. But by week's end, you'll be dizzy with the heady scent of garlic, Edge Gel and Liquid-Plumbr. Instead of telling your partner "I told you so," simply enjoy the moment.
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Cancer (June 21-July 21)
It's time for you to strike out on your own with a buckskin vest and a sense of adventure. This will be exhilarating, but choosing the right time to begin your excursion will be key to your success. For instance, if the person you're with is starting to moan, squirm and ascend toward orgasm, you should stay in the room and continue lending assistance until they've finished.
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Leo (July 22-Aug. 22)
There's an old movie where the heroine opines, "One's husband should be a stranger to them." Heed such advice this week and create a little space between yourself and a loved one. Too much padding around naked and peeing in front of each other signifies a level of comfort, but it can dilute the romance. Maintain some distance and you'll be far less disgusted by them. |
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Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 21)
Like an under-the-table handjob, you're composed on the outside, while just beneath the surface you're a flurry of frantic activity. Maintaining this separation of spheres will be a source of great pleasure this week. Leave your brown-and-taupe real-world attitude at the door of your boudoir of depravity, and you'll find you can do things in bed that make even you queasy.
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Libra (Sept. 22-Oct. 22)
You aren't fooling anyone with those transparent attempts to cover your ass. You haven't "lost" your wedding ring, and you're not staying out late to tend to your sick grandmother. Honesty will be the best policy this week. You can't fool people as easily as you think you can, and the charade only makes you look silly. Keep things truthful and simple. |
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Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
This week, you'll be like Tony Little in bed, skipping the foreplay, racing through sex and huffing and puffing like crazy. Not only will this improve your cardiovascular health, it'll inspire your partner to new heights of orgasmic expression. Keep at it, but lower your voice. You're not hawking a Gazelle Extreme running machine on late-night TV. |
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
You'll feel like you're in a breathless thriller this week. In a world of secrets and shadows, where death lurks behind every corner, who can you trust? (Hint: not the seven-foot-tall guy wearing one white contact lens and a flannel shirt). Use your common sense and you'll reach the end of the week unscathed, at which time, of course, you'll enjoy candle-lit copulation with the object of your affection.
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Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Just because everyone hates people who fuck their way to the top doesn't mean it's a bad idea. You're supposed to emphasize your people skills on resumes, so why not use your sexual skills to better your station? Allow yourself a few ethical transgressions this week. Your legitimate qualifications will carry you through in the end. |
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Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Showing off will yield results this week. Learn how to imitate the voice of Johnny Number Five from Short Circuit, or learn all the words to LL Cool J's "I Need Love." (Both these tricks worked wonders for me in third grade). People don't pay enough attention to catch all your subtle wit, and performances like these can get you laid. Work in a few bits derived from your own personal favorite 1980s icons. |
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Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Just because someone is mouthing along with the lyrics to "Baby Got Back" doesn't mean they want anal sex. Try to recognize random behavior as such this week. If you want to have sex under a table in a downpour while covered with wedding cake, instead of humming "November Rain," just come right out and voice your desire. People are more game than you realize. |
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Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
You'll need others to help you reach your goals this week, so ask for assistance whenever it's needed. There's no use in wandering the neighborhood and refusing to ask directions when you're not sure where you're going. Accept your shortcomings. It takes a village to raise a child, and at least a small handful of people for a gangbang. |
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