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Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
It's that wonderful time of the year when everyone is making their "best of" lists for 2007. Mark this weekend as one of your best ones, Sag. Not only will Jupiter be working behind the scenes to bring you an influx of money (a raise? the Lotto? a high-stakes game of Scrabble?), but your tiles will be spelling out L-U-C-K-Y in your love life as well. Go for that triple-word score!
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Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
You can only stuff so much shiz in a stocking. And you, Cap, can only handle so much excitement. So take care of yourself. If you need to withdraw from the manic shopping crowds, your family's frantic wrapping party, or life in general, then follow your gut instincts. Once rejuvenated, you can go back to your regular, eggnog-fueled wild nights. See you there.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
One doesn't have to be the loneliest number, Aquarius. The stars predict that in your solitary moments, you'll find divine inspiration. So if you hear a still, small voice whispering bits of wisdom, listen up. It could lead to a best-selling idea, a promotion, or world peace. Now, if the voices in your head are detailing alien invaders and subcutaneous implant chips, you might want to put down the bong and turn off the X-Files reruns. I'm just saying.
Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
This week, what you say will be worth its weight in gold. It's the perfect time to sign contracts, make promises, or ask your lover to get hitched. The stars are excited about potential partnerships and long-term commitments. And if all this talk of commitment scares the hell out of you, just remember: your first commitment can be to yourself, and your dreams.
Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
This week, Jupiter moves into your house of career, and he'll be rocking your world for one full year. It's an amazing opportunity to show off your goods. And by that I mean your strong work ethic and brilliant ideas. Unless you work at Hooter's or Danny's Platinum Fox. Either way, you'll be able to move up the corporate ladder (or pole) with ease.
Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20)
You don't have audition for The Amazing Race or run relays for Jeff Probst to invite adventure into your life. This week, travel beckons and romance calls — though if it's calling for another round of shots, that might be a bad idea. Either way, heed the call. You never know what you may find around the corner, or at the bar.
Gemini (May 21-Jun. 21)
Have you been good this year, Gem? I can't predict whether you'll get coal in your stocking or that new oscillating toothbrush you've been dreaming of, but the planets are aligning to shower you with their own good gifts. Multiple signs and planetary configurations point to an influx of money this week. Better ask for a new wallet — you'll need it.
Cancer (June 21-July 21)
Have you always dreamed of making love under the Christmas tree? If you have, this is your lucky week, because Tuesday and Saturday will stand out as pheromone-dusted days of love. You'll sparkle and shine more than any tinsel or twinkly light, so get out there and make your moves. Just be careful near the tree — nothing kills a moment like sap.
Leo (July 22-Aug. 22)
This week, Jupiter leaves your house of love and romance, but never fear: he's just traveling on over to your health-and-work sector. Now is the perfect time to start a new exercise program, join that yoga class, or trade in all your canned Spam for some healthy veggie burgers. For the next year you'll be motivated to concentrate on your health and fabulous body. After that, you won't even need planetary help for love and romance.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 21)
The issue is not: are you creative? The issue is: how will you use the manic, magical influx of creative juices that will be flowing your way this week? Want to finger paint while sipping absinthe, crochet your entire family matching leg warmers, or build the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota? Whatever crazy visions you receive this week, know you have the power to make them a reality. Though nobody wants your drunken finger paintings for Christmas, just fyi.
Libra (Sept. 22-Oct. 22)
Have you hung your mistletoe yet, Libra? This week is the beginning of a beautiful friendship between you and your home; the stars predict luck in buying, selling, or decorating your house, as well as hosting large or intimate gatherings. So order those bookshelves from IKEA, or bid on that Elvis lamp from eBay, because your domestic dreams are about to come true.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Were you a member of the debate team in high school? Or perhaps musical theater was more your thing? Either way, this week you'll be a great communicator, as the stars are working to enhance all your creative and communicative efforts. And they might surprise you: we already know you're a fabulous blogger, but new opportunities could arise from your old talents. So warm up that gorgeous voice, and don't be afraid to step out into the spotlight.
