Year in which David T. Abercrombie Co. was founded in New York City by trapper, prospector, topographer and railroad surveyor David Abercrombie: 1892
Year in which lawyer and devoted customer Ezra Fitch persuaded Abercrombie to take him on as a partner: 1900
Year in which the first Abercrombie & Fitch catalog was sent out: 1909
Number of catalogs distributed: 50,000
Number of pages in the first issue (hereafter: A&F 1909): 456
Circulation of the summer, 2002 issue of A&F Quarterly (hereafter: A&F 2002): 200,000
Number of pages in A&F 2002: 280
Cost to consumer for A&F 1909: $0
Cost for A&F 2002: $6
Number of nude or partially nude models pictured in 456 pages of A&F 1909: 0
Approximate number of nude or partially nude models pictured in the first 119 pages of A&F 2002 (including cover): 49
Approximate number of exposed breasts pictured in A&F 2002: 54
Cost to consumer, per exposed breast, for A&F 2002: $0.11
Age of college students at which A&F 2002 is targeted, according to A&F spokesman Hampton Carney: 18-22
Number of textbooks featured in A&F 2002: 1 (Accounting Concepts and Applications)
Number of exposed breasts on the model who is ostensibly studying said textbook: 2
Number of columns in A&F 1909 offering advice on what to do when lost in the woods: 1
Number of columns in A&F 2002 offering advice on how to get "this chick I banged last summer" to return phone calls: 1
Approximate number of copies sold of LFO's 1999 hit single, "Summer Girls," featuring the
refrain "I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch": 1,000,000
Approximate number of girls who wear Abercrombie & Fitch in A&F 2002: 65
Approximate number of girls who do not wear anything at all: 40
Number of pages in A&F 2002 which feature, inexplicably, a pirate theme: 20
Number of those pages which do not appear to feature any Abercrombie & Fitch products at all, unless Abercrombie & Fitch is selling tri-corner pirate hats this year, which God knows they just might be: 12
Year in which the American Decency Association ("Encouraging Christians to Guard Their Hearts") first called for a boycott of Abercrombie & Fitch because of "campaigns that celebrate the pulchritude and pleasures of youth": 2001
Words in the ADA's press release calling for said boycott: 1,015
Number of appearances in said press release of variations on the phrases "nude," "bare breasts," "rear nudity," "seductive pose," "groin," and "sexual intercourse": 90
Number of references to lesbianism in the ADA's press release: 2
Number of references to group sex: 1
Number of references to bondage: 1
Number of references to bestiality: 1
Number of donkeys featured in A&F 2002: 7
Number of pigs: 1
Number of gorillas: 3
Number of sea monsters: 3
Approximate number of exposed asses, either male or female, in the first 119 pages of A&F 2002: 21
Approximate number if you include the donkeys: 28
Year in which Abercrombie & Fitch began publishing A&F Quarterly as a publication separate from its traditional catalog: 1997
Approximate net sales for Abercrombie & Fitch in 1997: $513 million
Approximate net sales for Abercrombie & Fitch in 2001: $1.365 billion
Percent increase: 166
Number of pages in A&F 2002 which feature actual Abercrombie & Fitch products, with descriptions, sizes and prices: 104
Number of pages in A&F 2002 which do not:176
Number of pages in which the only identifiable merchandise is a large-frond palm tree, as modeled by an otherwise naked blonde woman: 1
Number of palm trees offered for sale in A&F 2002: 0 |
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Comments ( 33 )
But, but, but (as it were) no pictures of their fabulous and deeply entertianing Johnny Wong and White or is the right T-shirts not to mention the oh so fetching thongs for 12 year old girls. Another great marketing ploy. What can they come up with next?
Perhaps we dare not ask......
Any helpful suggestions out there. (And boy does Harpers have a lot to answer for these days!
In 1980, the official Abercrombie obituary was stated in "The Official Preppy Handbook". This late 90s, Limited spin-off is a Bruce Weber photo-shoot gone years too long. This college theme erotica is the equivalent best-selling porn "Girls Gone Wild" for the gay men and fag hag straight women. The quarterly wouldn't sell if those exquistely starved, overly exercised models actually wore those dreadful clothes. The prevalent labeling outside of the care-label on their products reeks of what the public school educated think "preppy" is supposed to be. (Hint: Think chinos and madras.) With more male nudity than a frat hazing, Abercrombie has strayed far too from its L.L. Bean like roots. Those that know better realize that eroticism is so much better from the neck up.
I have been writing and sending out erotic stories to Hooksexup readers for the last few months (if you would like to read some try me at ). I just finished an illusion and reality piece with a modern day woman making love with a pirate. The response of the readers (all of whom are woman) amazes me. Seems as if women find pirates very sexy, almost akin to firemen. So maybe A&F ain't so dumb after all.
This piece is why I love Hooksexup. For a couple of years my husband and I have been laughing about the sexual content of the Abercrombe and Fitch store fronts (we never saw the catalog) and wondering what's been happening to the store. It's just practically kiddie-porn (from a late-30's perspective, at least). And we could never quite link the naked kids to the concept of clothing sales. Obviously, we don't know dirt about advertising. Thanks for looking around and finding the sex and humor in so much around us. I love the way you put it into perspective.
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This piece is why I love Hooksexup. For a couple of years my husband and I have been laughing about the sexual content of the Abercrombe and Fitch storefronts (we never saw the catalog) and wondering what's been happening to them. It's just practically kiddie-porn (from a late-30's perspective, at least). And we could never quite link the naked kids to the concept of clothing sales. Obviously, we don't know dirt about advertising. Thanks for looking around and finding the sex and humor in so much around us. I love the way you put it into perspective.
Hot Pics ;-) (male reader)
You could charge more and call it Playboy and girl too!
having just spent a year in italy, where naked breasts and backsides are an extremely common sight both on prime time television and in advertisements (both on television and billboard style), perhaps i am not as sensitive to this particular argument as others. however, i think that anyone aware of our modern world will agree that sex sells; under that pretense, why should A&F be criticised for doing blatantly what others try to be sneaky about? at least they realize what they are doing, and are using it to their advantage. and in response to the proclamations of it being porn... well, what's wrong with porn??? granted, there is a time and a place (as well as an age) for everything, but sex and bodies are around us all day, everyday. why not be creative, have fun, and use them to our advantage? if we want to criticise A&F, let's criticise their choice to perpetuate the incredibly restricted and restrictive, pre-packaged ideas of beauty and sexiness: why are only skinny, muscular, young people considered beautiful and sexy? A&F could use their forum to expand their readers' minds a bit, if they wanted.
The Abercrombie & Fitch Catalog is all good, I mean It's nothin to be offended about, It has the best photography this side of Playboy!
And sometimes I wonder what it's like to be an Abercrombie & Fitch Catalog photographer and I,ll be in heaven when I get to hang out with the Models!
BIG UP TO ALL THE ABERCROMBIE & FITCH MODELS I LOVE YOU ALL!
I want be a Nude photographer one day and It's gonna be the same flavor as in The Abercrombie & Fitch Catalog and who knows I might be photographing for Abercrombie & Fitch!
Disgusting - leading to the moral decay of America
very funny.
you should include stats on photographer Bruce Weber, no?
Could you please tell me how I could obtain/purchase the Abercombie & Fitch 2002 catalog. Reply at
Thanks.
LOVED EVERY PAGE, EVERY PICTURE EVERY MODEL!!!!
PLEASE KEEP SENDING MY CATALOG!
Tell those so called Guardians of Morality (followers of every radio/tv preacher) to MIND THEIR OWN DARN BUSINESS!
How can I get 2 catalogues instead of one?
how about references to gay sex?
Number of nieces who have worked at Abercrombie and Fitch: 2
Number of born-again Christians in family who may have read that anti-AF press release, or some news report thereof: 6 (including said AF-employed nieces)
Number of chuckles reading this article: 8
Number of out loud laughs: 2 (but I didn't have my coffee yet so your mileage may vary)
Number of pirate hats I own: 1
Number of half-naked blondes I've seen near palm trees: umpteen thousands (I live in Santa Monica, after all)
Number of times I have gotten lost in the woods: 2 (the first was with two other counselors and fifty little crying kids; the second was with a friend with lots of acid and no flashlight, and there was a mountain lion following us) (needless to say, I suggest a reprint of the 1909 piece in the next AF...can I get the publicity director's number from you?)
Number of boners achieved in glancing in the margins: 3 and a half
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I love the cataloge, I buy the clothes just to support that sort of freedom.
I think today's advertising is extraordinarily hilarious. I've felt that way for quite some time. I wanted to ask how to go about getting that catalog?
Let's go for full frontal nudity, and watch sales go even higher!!!
It's the only nude catalog selling clothing.... Take note Fredrick's and Victora......... haha
Extremely funny and dead-on.
i like what i saw and i would also like to know if there is any way i could recicve a free catalog through the mail and if so you send it to Kellie Wadley @307 King St Oxford MS 38655. I thank you very much Thanks Kellie Wadley
i like what i saw there is nothing wrong it what i saw i think it was done all in good taste.
This is perverted!!!
Why does Abercrombie and Fitch have to put nude people in order to sell to people? Aren't they supposed to be selling CLOTHES? So, Abercrombie & Fitch Quarterly is a porn magazine rather than a catalog for selling clothes. What has America come to? If they think they can sell me clothes by showing me nude people, I'm sorry, but I'm not that perverted.
My daughters as well as myself wear and enjoy the style of your clothing. We feel that your magazine is great and is no worse than some of the other catalogs out there such V.S and Fredricks of Hollywood. So you keep up the good work. A plus to all of this is my daughter is one of the models in this catalog and i feel it was done tastefully, she fels the same and was flattered to represent your company.
Keep up good work,you doing good job :) Beleave yourself.
Year in which Hooksexup (a worthy publication) ripped off Harper's (an even worthier publication that once published on its cover a bare-breasted debutatnte) and its Index: 2003.
Yes, sure, I like it, Interesting and educational. Please continue to write more interesting post in your website.
Man, you wrote a long post.
Bless them. And bless you, for initiation the thread.
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