When it comes to sex-related Halloween getups, there's a fine line between genius and stupid. Take the following quiz to see which side of that line you fall on. Are the following costumes "okay" or "not okay"? Click to the next page to find out.
1. Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: The serial killer from Silence of the Lambs in the "tuck" scene (i.e. "I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard").
2. An STD involving parasites and/or pus.
3. Viagra Man: A superhero in a blue leotard with a "V" emblazoned on his chest and a big woody in his Speedo.
4. The cast of Sex and the City: A group of female friends dressed in Prada and Manolo Blahniks.
5. French maid outfit.
6. Pubic hair on soap: A solid, pastel-colored outfit sprayed with some kind of fresh-scent perfume, with a piece of black yarn glued to the front in a squiggly pattern.
7. Camilla Parker-Bowles' tampon: Big ears, British accent, all-white outfit, red tie.
8. Pedophile: Dirty old man with a children's book and a boner.
9. The E.R. patient: A carrot sticking out of the seat of your pants (i.e. "I was just doing a little cooking and I slipped, doctor, I swear...").
10. The man who mistook his hat for a wife: Man (clothing optional) with a hat hanging over his package.
