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The Hooksexup Dating Confessions are as busy as ever, dear readers — unlike many things in this world, your romantic foibles are an endlessly renewable resource. Will we never have an end of cheating spouses and selfish sex partners? It appears not — but at least we will never run out of contenders for the Confessies. Join us for this week's lucky few.
The Mrs. Robinson Award for Generational Competition
The Award for Most In-Demand Digits
The Patsy Cline Award for Classy Heartbreak
The Sideways Award for Oenophilia
The "It's All For You, Damien" Award
The Award for Least Likely to Pass the CIA Entrance Exam
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My First Time by You "I didn't have any friends — just one acquaintance from orientation..." |
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Awkward Engagement Photos by Various Who else is back there? |
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Ten Good Reasons to Hate Oprah by Jennifer Simon She gave us Dr. Phil, The Secret, and the word "vajayjay" — what's to like? /entertainment/ |
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Miss Information by Erin Bradley I'm having an affair. How can I force her to leave her husband? /advice/ |
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The Confessies by You This week: The Mrs. Robinson Award for Generational Competition |
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Youth in Revolt by Scott Von Doviak Can Michael Cera play a convincing badass? /entertainment/ |
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Sex Advice From . . . Piano-Bar Singers by Eric Larnick Q: What's the best way to pick up a piano-bar singer? A: Show him where to sign your exclusive Sony BMG contract. /advice/ |
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17 Thoughts on the Apparent Sexiness of Big Love by Nicole Ankowski Drink when you see Bill Paxton's butt. /entertainment/ |
- "I'm pregnant and there's a chance that you aren't the father."
- "We're friends and we drunkenly hooked up. I wish it meant as much to you as it did to me."
- "When your ex writes that he's still 'tore up' about the break-up, and you immediately, mentally say 'TORN up! TORN up!', you know you've done the right thing."
- "I thought I'd go into 2010 refreshed and ready to start dating again, but all I want to do is hide under the covers."
- "Whenever I say I like you...I'm starting to mean love. Please be careful with me."
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