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You've been, as ever, very vocal in the Hooksexup Dating Confessions this week, dear readers. There were Facebook dramas, disturbingly specific revenge fantasies, and an odd prevelence of food-related sexual acts. Remember everyone — before you have a threesome with a three-course meal, make sure you have spare sheets. Here are this week's Confessie Awards!
The Award for Most Lynchian Confession The Deadliest Catch Appreciation Award The "Hopefully He Doesn't Have A Nut Allergy" Award
The Award for Most Likely to Be Dating Mr. Magoo The Elizabeth Taylor Award for Uncommitted Gentiles The Lawnmower Man: A XXX Parody Award Click here to read more Dating Confessions!
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True Stories: Scents and Sensibility by Katie Wudel Born without a sense of smell, could I ever fall in love? |
Five Ways I've Sabotaged My Relationships With Technology by Song Lian Twitter is no home for a broken heart. |
My First Time by You "In southern Alabama, schools teach abstinence..." |
Miss Information by Erin Bradley I missed out on my formative dating years. How can I find the flat-brimmed weed toker of my dreams? /advice/ |
Ten Cherished Memories From The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien by James Greene, Jr. Bugatti Veyron Mouse, we hardly knew ye. /entertainment/ |
The Confessies by You This week, the Elizabeth Taylor Award for Uncommitted Gentiles. |
Extraordinary Measures by Scott Von Doviak Can Harrison Ford and Brendan Fraser save the world from heartwarming cliches? /entertainment/ |
Front-Row Tweets: Legion, The Tooth Fairy, Extraordinary Measures, and Creation by Various What's the Twitter buzz on Paul Bettany's Paul-Bettany-vs.-God spectacular? /entertainment/ |