'Naked Hiking Day' Just As Gross as Expected

So the Summer Solstice is coming up, which means that it's time for all the crazy hippies to shed their winter garb of tattered scraps and Birkenstocks and go do stuff in the nude. Which is fine, in the comfort of their own hippie backyard. Nude hiking on public paths though? That's kind of pissing people off.

Rangers and police warn that that participants risk criminal charges. But enthusiasts like 28-year-old Andy Williams, of Warren, Pa., say it's not indecent to enjoy nature in your birthday suit.

Forty-year-old Shane Steinkamp, of New Orleans, says hiking naked makes him feel like a natural animal in its natural habitat.

Hey Shane, you forgot the second part of that sentance. Naked hiking and a shit ton of acid make you feel like a natural animal in its natural habitat.