Shakira Tries For A Comeback... In A Nude Bodysuit
By Brian FairbanksAugust 3rd, 2009, 10:04 amComments (13)
Watch Shakira shake her "naked" behind... or writhe around in a cage while spreading her "naked" legs for the camera... watch her knock down the last wall separating her music and potential porn star careers...
To us, much of the video for her new single "She Wolf" is laughably bad-- for example, how did the film editor keep a straight face while timing the finger-biting to that honking noise? What about that sawing motion, alongside her vagina?
In any case, we're pretty sure Shakira's fans will love it... even if they're watching it with the sound off...
Via MTV.
Commentarium (13 Comments)
wow this song is terrible. i really did have to watch with the sound off.
That choreography! Straight out of a Miss Fitness USA competition, circa 1995.
Oh my god. The song was bad but that dancing made my eyes BURN!
As a huge Shakira fan, I am going to pretend this song and this video never happened. Seriously, is she supposed to be doing this video inside a crystal mine? WTF?
That is breathtakingly bad. WTF was she thinking letting that out?
She sings like deaf people talk.
I love how the writer pointed out the stupid honking/biting , that was hilarious lol, But did she go in the closet and masturbate, then come lay down next to her worthless husband, and smile?
that's sad
I like when she howls "awoo," more like a kitten.
At 3:20 she shows you that she can pat her head AND rub her tummy.
Mocking this horrible video aside, Shakira is pretty legit when it comes to her charity and her human rights work.
Yeah, it's a shame, the song sucketh. And her last album was SO great.
As bad as the song and the video are, she deserves some credit for working in "office coffee machine." I don't think I have ever heard that particular appliance mentioned in a song before.
Her hips might not lie, but the rest of her body is under no such restriction.
I still love the Remixes, from the last century. Maybe she had to do this? Maybe things will be all right again?
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