'Revenge Help Wanted' Ad Too Hot For Craig's List

As with pretty much everything that catches our eye on the site (at least, before it's saved by a "Best Of" placing), Craig's List has taken down an ad placed by a disgruntled employee looking for a bit of revenge lovin'...

Today I'm finally going to quit my job. My prick boss pissed me off for the last time last week. I don't have another job yet and I don't even care.

He always go to lunch from 11:30 to 1pm like clockwork. He has this supposedly expensive Italian leather sofa in his office that only he and clients are allowed to sit on, NEVER his worker bee subhuman employees like me. He's arrogant, a bigot, a racist, and any other unpleasant terms you can think of. Today I'm getting back at him. Quitting with no notice is just one way. The other way is I want a guy to... fuck the crap out of me on his goddamned sofa right there in his office.

I want to claw at his sofa and dig holes into it with my fingernails. And when you're getting ready to come I want you to pull your erection out of my vaginal canal and...

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