Holy Crap, There's A Beauty Pageant For Little Boys
By Brian FairbanksSeptember 22nd, 2009, 8:50 amComments (1)
What in the hell? Some of these boys are only two weeks old-- you might think the stage moms who drag along a four-year-old are bad enough, but what does it say about a person who, right after their babies are born, say to themselves, "Well, now that we've cut the umbilical cord, what pageants are coming to enter this lil' sucker into?"
BuzzFeed commenter Mock Turtle intoned ominously: "I'm not sure what's worse… that all of these boys will inevitably turn out to be gay, or that all of these boys will inevitably turn out to be gay AND LIVE IN TEXAS."
Turtle, what's wrong with all these boys "turning out to be gay"? As if that's a bad thing or something. (Living in Texas, well... that's debatable.)
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Commentarium (1 Comment)
Texas can actually be pretty awesome. And if they're gay, and in Texas, they're probably in Montrose, Houston, near all the great museums.
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