Britney Spears Has A New Song. About Threesomes.

Sample lyric: "One, two, three / Peter, Paul & Mary / Gettin' down with three P / Everybody loves [moaning noise]" Subtle!

It's just like that Feist song, but less about the joys of young love and more about straight-up three-way sex games. I'm going to be honest, she's done better work, though I said the same thing about "Womanizer." But we do know she can count now. Maybe she could have a guest spot on Sesame Street, freakin' on Elmo and the Count? (Actually, I feel like Oscar the Grouch is more her type.) You may not buy that, but as another line tells us, "What we do is innocent."

Uh-huh. Whatever you say, Brit.