Pamela Anderson Had to Explain Her Sex Tape to Her Kids

Awwwwwwwkward. In a surprising turn of events, however, Anderson's explanation will probably be much less scarring to her kids than her fellow sex-tapers.

She was motivated to have what must rank as one of the least enjoyable parent-child conversations ever thanks to her scenes in Borat, which reference the tape, since her tween sons are in the prime demographic for the movie, the first forays into the world of porn, and the ridicule of their peers. Better to hear it from mom than some pint-size asshole in the seventh grade:

I just said, 'Look, Mummy and Daddy were massively in love, we videotaped everything, everything was videotaped, and you're probably going hear about something at school.'

As far as sex-tape stories go, you can certainly do much worse. See if you can identify the future "Oops! I filmed myself screwing" conversation with the celebrity who's going to have it:

"Listen to me, Madison and Bentley - Mommy was very rich but also very bored. I needed to be famous, and you can't just end up in House of Wax on the merits of your talent. Especially when you have none."

"Now, kids, when a man and an underage girl like each other very, very slightly, sometimes they need to express that like on camera. Also, I like to pee on people. Now leave so I can listen to 'Ignition (Remix)' on repeat alone in the dark again."

"No, children, I've never done anything like that! Whoever said that was a hateful liar who hates me for my views. Well, maybe once. Maybe eight times. Who can remember this is ridiculous stop silencing my VIEWS! Sorry. Automatic reflex."