Michael Bay Directs a Victoria's Secret Commercial

The theme (if you want to be extremely nice, you can consider this to have one) is "One Gift. A Thousand Fantasies." I counted ten.

I feel as if I'm seeing a zoo animal released into its natural habitat for the first time. Michael Bay, you belong here!

So what does Mr. Bay fantasize about?

1. Sexy Ladies With Several Modes of Transportation

2. Sexy Lady Tea Sets

3. Sexy Ladies Playing Non-Regulation Pool

4. Eyes Wide Shut-Style Sex Parties

5. Sexy Horrifying Clowns

6.  Sexy Ladies In Houses Undergoing Renovation

7. Knife Play

8. Body Jewelry From Claire's

9. Director Michael Bay As a Sexy Lady

10. Making the Movie We All Know He Really Wants to Make