Elvis Presley Celebrates 75th Birthday on Secret Island

Today is Elvis' birthday, which the king of rock'n'roll is defintely spending at his home in the Bermuda triangle along with Michael Jackson, Jimmy Hoffa, and Daniel Day Lewis (what? You really think he cobbles during his off-seasons?). While we might be too young to remember Elvis as anything other than that guy who our grandparents name-drop when trying to sound "hip," during his hay day the "Suspicious Minds" crooner was hotter than both Edward and Jacob. Below, we celebrate Elvis' sexy years.

Heartbreak Hotel: You hear those girls freaking the hell out? Yeah, Nana was totally there.

Hound Dog/All Shook Up: Winning YouTube comment for this video of 60s Elvis, via sassypunk42, "elvis is my cousin no joke so SHUT UP YOU RUDE COMMENTORS!!!!! he is my cousin"

Unchained Melody: Elvis' last known recorded performance in 1977. Yeah, your Nana was totally there. (Bonus points: the two coke cups on top of the piano.)