Jaimee Grubbs Is First Tiger Woods Mistress To Pose For Maxim

...following the scandal, of course. In the following excerpts, the California-based cocktail waitress tells a bad tiger joke, tells an incoherent story of meeting Tiger, and explains why she went out with him even though he's boring. (Hint: He's famous!)

In this month's issue, out January 19th, Grubbs says:

"I have a pet bunny I carry around with me, and my friends are like, 'She moved on from a tiger to a rabbit.'"

"I met him on a girls’ trip to Vegas. A VIP host sat us down at a table with three guys. Someone tapped him on the shoulder and said, “You don’t look like you’re having fun.” And I realized we were at Tiger Woods’ table."

"At first he was standoffish and, well, kind of boring. But the day after we left Vegas, he called me and asked if I wanted to have dinner with him in San Diego. And I was excited for it. Here’s this big icon who wants to get to know me! I didn’t go to him—he came to me." [Maxim]

Oh, you women. If we hit on you, you say you like guys who don't seem interested in you. If we don't hit on you, you complain that you have to "go to him." We're going to have to get famous if we ever want to beat this trap.

What do we think about Jaimee Grubbs as a model? I have to say I'm not digging it.