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    The Avatar Sex Scene... In Hilarious Screenplay Form

    By Brian FairbanksJanuary 12th, 2010, 5:05 pmComments (4)

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    It's not what we wanted to show you (I guess we'll have to wait for DVD for that-- the uncut, R-rated blue man group sex scene or whatever it is), but if you use your imagination, you can picture exactly how James Cameron shot this bizarre, awful, hilarious, Bill O'Reilly-worthy sex scene for Avatar-- and then why he cut it. A sex scene which is also hot:

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    My "Avatar" is "alive" with "pulsing energy."

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    Comments ( 4 )

    If you thought there was going be tons of Na'vi slash fiction and fan-made porn artwork before, you ain't seen nothing yet.

    EL commented on Jan 13 10 at 10:37 am

    When I was watching the movie, I thought those tendrils were way too sexual to just plug into a dragon. Looks like I was right.

    Matthew commented on Jan 13 10 at 11:54 am

    @Matthew, I totally though the same thing. Especially the very first time we see the Avatars and Grace tells one dude something to the effect of 'don't play with that, you'll go blind' as he's checking out his new body.

    jct commented on Jan 13 10 at 8:26 pm

    Na'vi elders admonish the youth to only braid-meld with those they love, hence the saying "no care, no hair."

    Luke commented on Jan 14 10 at 1:02 pm

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