Censorship Crusade Reaches New Low With Banned Dictionaries

Sarah Palin doesn't want your kids to read books about gay penguins or people who enjoy the sex. Libraries all over the country have secretly banned the Harry Potter series for "promoting witchcraft" (sorry, it took me a minute to type that out because I was laughing so hard.) Even The Catcher In The Rye is kept off high school curricula for taking the Man In The Sky's name in vain.

So, it should come as no surprise that we now have people banning and actually rewriting the goddamn dictionary to take out certain words.

STOP.

Before you read the rest of this-- guess which one of these four words or terms was banned by these yokels. Was it the entry for...

a) Guido

b) cock

c) ass

d) oral sex

or

e) dick?

Here's your answer... brace yourselves, thinking people:

A school in southwestern California has pulled some dictionaries from classroom shelves after parents complained their grade-school children were learning about sexual words, reportedly including the term "oral sex."

The decision was the result of "a growing concern among the parents" that some words contained in the dictionary were not "age-appropriate..."

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