Heidi Montag's Next Career Move: A Movie About Her Hills

The plastic surgery addict/woman who actually married that cretin Spencer Pratt is finally getting kicked off TV.

Unfortunately for those of us who have avoided her for years by never actually watching MTV, Heidi Montag is coming to cinemas near you... in a movie about her boobs.

She tells People all of the following news:

"After working with Oscar-winner Ron Howard on a short film project [for FunnyorDie.com] and then working for days with the comedic genius director Dennis Dugan and his team of brilliant comedy visionaries at Happy Madison on Just Go With It starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston, I have been able to truly find what makes me the happiest in life.

"I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs,” Montag says. “I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!" [People]

Admit it, she's caught your attention: just how will Heidi save the world with her 3-D boobs?

Montag hopes her new boobs career will vault her to the top of Hollywood, where she hopes to become "a mogul."

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