Nothing says "fresh new ideas" like the stripped corpses of other concepts, pulped and processed into McRib-like mockeries of actual innovation. Who's hungry?
The network has decided to move away from the Rock of Love-type shows that have dominated its lineup in the past, in favor of what they call "real-life stories." Let's take a look at some of these exciting upcoming offerings!
You're Cut Off: Nine spoiled rich girls whom no one cares about are cut off from their "bottle service" lifestyle. You get to "see what happens" when they're forced to live in shit-covered huts like the rest of us! How long can you watch before inciting a workers' revolution?
My Big Friggin Wedding: Five couples compete to throw the wildest weddings ever! With smoke machines! And lasers! And brides dropping from the ceiling! Tigers! Dwarf tossing! Blood sacrifices! Sex tourism! Chemical castration! I hope!
Wedding Wars: "Eager couples" compete against the couples from My Big Friggin Wedding to see who can take home the title of "The Worst"!
Eva Longoria: Beso: Waiting on Fame: The waiters and waitresses: of Eve Longoria's restaurant: try not to get caught chugging wine in the backroom: while pretending to care: that your roasted jidori chicken: with ahi-oregano rub: isn't "seasoned well": you jackass.
Estranged with Dr. Drew: Someone finally, mercifully takes away Dr. Drew Pinsky's medical license (does he even have one?).
These are your real-life stories, ladies and gentlemen.
Via Deadline.
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