This totally baffling Craigslist ad leaves me with nothing but questions: Why did she steal it with her vagina? Why not put in her pocket? If your date did that, wouldn't you say something?
In TV news: conservatives, be forewarned - if you criticize Jon Stewart, he will probably air the criticism on his show, and then hire a gospel choir to tell you to fuck yourselves.
If you liked The Jersey Shore, we think you'll probably love its old-folk equivalent Sunset Daze. We're actually kind of excited. Sex, booze, senior citizens!
And we know you loved last night's episode of Glee. But do you know why? No, not Madonna - it's because it speaks to your inner-nerd's desire for transformation. Obvi!
And according to the tabloids, Larry King is a "sex freak." I don't need to know on what half-baked evidence they're basing that to know that it makes for some terrible images.
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