TSA Screeners Will Laugh At Your Small Penis
By Brian FairbanksMay 7th, 2010, 3:41 pmComments (9)
As if we weren't already terrified of these new X-Ray Body Scanners from our "friends" at the Transportation Security Administration, now we learn that TSA employees are too immature to operate the machines in the first place.
During a recent training session for TSA screeners at Miami International Airport, everyone was asked to walk through the body-scanning machines to try them out. Apparently, a tester named Roland Negrin was mocked by his boss for having a small penis and, when the jokes from other co-workers didn't cease, Negrin struck back.
According to the police report, Negron confronted one of his co-workers in an employee parking lot, where he hit him with a police baton on the arm and back.
"[Negron] then told victim to kneel down and say 'your sorry,'" the report reads. "Victim stated he was in fear and complied with [Negron]."
Negron was arrested the next day when he arrived for work. He told police he had been made fun of by coworkers on a daily basis.
"[Negron] stated he could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind," the report reads. [NBC]
Do we really think these wage slaves are ready to operate these devices?
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Commentarium (9 Comments)
This is disgusting act of sexual harassment that was met with an ever worse act of violence. Sick, sad world.
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It's probably reaaaaly cold inside one of these machines.
If he had hired a lawyer instead of getting out his baton he would be a rich man.
Maybe he's a grower and not a shower.
Great -- how long before they announce that the scans are slowly killing us, like they did with CT scans after they'd been in use for years...?
It just shows how hiring morons to work the front lines is never going to keep us safe.
Gee whiz, and I tuhohgt this would be hard to find out.