Cristiano Ronaldo Upset He Couldn't Be Sexy All By Himself

The soccer/football star is apparently angry that he shared a recent Vanity Fair cover with fellow player Didier Drogba, in which the two wore only boxer-briefs featuring their native flags. So much so he might sue the magazine, which is a measured and mature reaction. Just for reference/fun, here's the cover in question:

Obviously, it must be really hard to have to share the cover of Vanity Fair. It's probably even more embarassing than having the maid speak to you directly! In front of company. But really, I just wanted the excuse to post that photo. And this video: