Lindsay Lohan As A Porn Star Mostly Just Looks Like Lindsay Lohan Whenever

I'm sorry, Lindsay. I really do want to like you (Mean Girls gets you a lot of slack), and maybe your portrayal of porn star Linda Lovelace will be great! Miracles happen, as I crocheted on a throw pillow recently. But this poster just looks like you in a paparazzi photo except with Rhea Perlman's hair:

It's also kind of sex crime-y. Anyway, good luck with your Cheers/Law & Order: SVU crossover. I wish you nothing but the best.

Via Just Jared.