Scanner Highs And Lows: Waxing World Cup

HIGHS:

This comedian who ran for Mayor -- and won -- amuses us to no end, mainly because we have to wonder what he'll do now that he's actually in office and has to actually govern.

Yes, yes -- more Playdoh porn, please.

Vampires have such complicated sex lives, we need charts of an epic nature to be able to figure it all out.

We celebrated Canada Day with several handfuls of sexy Canucks.

Alexander Skarsgard doesn't mind getting naked with dudes on your television. Man, HBO really has this publicity machine down, doesn't it? 

Topless model Larissa Riquelme is her own one-woman publicity machine for Paraguay.

 

LOWS:

Scanner Lindsay aptly described Facebook itself as showing "everything and nothing all at once" when describing the trailer for that Social Networking movie.

Speaking of Facebook, how in the holy Don Corleone can Facebook's "Mafia Wars" become a movie -- unless that movie is just something totally unrelated with that title slapped on there?

This post about high school sweethearts who got married 68 years later is still causing a stink on sites that linked to it.

Honestly, this post has been up since Tuesday and I'm still too scared to click on it.

Chest waxing -- let's blame everything on it, including losing at the World Cup how lousy we are in bed.

And there's nothing funny about the G8 summit... except these three hilarious YouTube videos, of course.

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