"Mad Men" and "True Blood": recapping the sexy bits

This week, Mad Men and True Blood — our favorite Sunday night dramas — continued to excite and arouse us. Both shows threw us some nice lesbian curve balls (is there any other kind?). (That is a softball/gay joke. I'll be here all week, folks. Try the *GUNSHOT*) But what other kinds of sexiness did they serve up? We recap below:

True Blood

Kinda Gross: You know what I like in a sexy shower scene? Some awkward blood spilling. (This is why I love Carrie so much.) Bill and Sookie's reunion seems to be solid, but this scene -- in which Bill, like, teased blood out of Sookie's neck wounds… Yeah, sorry, I can't.

Favorite Couple: Obviously, Lafayette and Jesus are the best. Unlike everyone else  on this show, they have not manifested the idiocy that is clearly a terrible symptom of lead poisoning. (I blame the Bon Tempts Town Council.) Anyway, they totally did it! And then there was some sexy kissing and tattoo talk afterward. Even Lafayette's crazy homophobic mama approved. Readers, would you like to speculate about what Jesus is? (No spoilers, please.) My guess is…were-jaguar? Is that a thing?

Eh, Fine: Sam's little brother and his crazy sex noises count, I guess. I liked him better when he was flirting with Jessica.

More Like Nan Flanni-gay, Amirite?: Who would ever have imagined that the talking head we saw on a TV in the first episode would evolve over so many seasons into this fierce bitch? I love this character, and I love the fact that she had an Eastern European sexy friend/snack waiting for her in the limousine. (Also, sorry about that headline. But there was just no way to work "lesbian" into her name.)
 

Mad Men

The Pepsi Generation: Dear God, I really thought the cute lesbian who was flirting with Peggy was that curly haired moppet from the Pepsi commercials, all grown up. (I was extremely excited about this.) Maybe she was, maybe she wasn't, (she wasn't), but I totally hope Peggy drops her dull boyfriend and goes totally gay. Also: "He doesn't own your vagina." "No, but he's renting it." Definitely in the top ten Mad Men lines of all time.

Congrats On Your First Legitimate Baby!: I know Pete is kind of terrible in a lot of ways, but do you ever feel like he and Trudy are the most functional couple on this show? Anyway, the news of their expected baby got them all hot and bothered, and they got a little frisky. (Really a little, though. Just some light making out.) Good for them.