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Rick Perry drops out of the race, endorses Gingrich

Rick Perry drops out of the race, endorses Gingrich

You know it's gonna be a great day when the top headline on HuffPo is "Rick Rolled:" after finishing fifth in Iowa and last in New…
Rick Perry defends peeing Marines, calls government reaction "over-the-top"

Rick Perry defends peeing Marines, calls government reaction "over-the-top"

In many instances, the adage "boys will be boys" is totally appropriate.  Like when your eight-year old nephew accidentally spills…
You <em>will</em> still have Rick Perry to kick around for a bit

You will still have Rick Perry to kick around for a bit

The Iowa Caucuses are generally considered the first true hurdle in the run up to the election. It's there that the pretenders are culled…
Most Republican candidates have super boring taste in superheroes

Most Republican candidates have super boring taste in superheroes

Ari Garnick may be nine years old, but, unlike some more established journalists, he's not afraid to ask the…
Every Rick-Perry-is-gay rumor, conveniently published in a new e-book

Every Rick-Perry-is-gay rumor, conveniently published in a new e-book

With enough scandalous conversation-starters to keep a whole holiday weekend with your conservative in-laws dull-moment free! Glen Maxey, the…
Rick Perry gets heckled at a coffee house

Rick Perry gets heckled at a coffee house

Somehow, Rick Perry's homophobic campaign ad "Strong" isn't winning him the broad public approval he was aiming for. If the…
Rick Perry's awful new ad now has more YouTube dislikes than Rebecca Black's "Friday"

Rick Perry's awful new ad now has more YouTube dislikes than Rebecca Black's "Friday"

The title of "Most Disliked YouTube Video" is rather decisively taken by Justin Bieber's "Baby," which has over two million down…
In idiotic new ad, Rick Perry promises to fight war on Christmas, gays in military

In idiotic new ad, Rick Perry promises to fight war on Christmas, gays in military

The past few days have been depressing for those of us who follow the political theater. The end of our wild and crazy ride on the Cain Train has…
Rick Perry doesn't know the legal voting age or when the election actually is

Rick Perry doesn't know the legal voting age or when the election actually is

Making fun of Rick Perry for saying stupid things is like shooting fish in a barrel at this point, but until he stops pretending he has anything…
Rick Perry's latest talking point: "We need to tear down and rebuild Washington"

Rick Perry's latest talking point: "We need to tear down and rebuild Washington"

Rick Paulas pointed out the other day that we here at Hooksexup have been perhaps unfairly focused on Herman Cain's wild campaign of insanity…
Watch post-brain freeze Rick Perry read the Top Ten List on Letterman

Watch post-brain freeze Rick Perry read the Top Ten List on Letterman

Rick Perry dropped by The Late Show with David Letterman on Thursday, and it's already hard to believe that this guy was the GOP frontrunner…
Rick Perry wants to destroy a government agency but can't remember which one

Rick Perry wants to destroy a government agency but can't remember which one

Rick Perry imploded in a spectacular fashion during last night's Republican Presidential debate, enthusiastically starting in on an…
Bill Hader visited <em>Weekend Update</em> as a wasted, pill-popping Rick Perry

Bill Hader visited Weekend Update as a wasted, pill-popping Rick Perry

Rick Perry hasn't had any luck living down his bizarre, seemingly sloshed appearance at a recent New Hampshire fundraiser, and now Bill Hader…
Was Rick Perry drunk for his New Hampshire speech last Friday?

Was Rick Perry drunk for his New Hampshire speech last Friday?

Texas Governor Rick Perry appeared in front of a conservative group in Manchester, NH on Friday to give a speech and hopefully drum up more support as…
Sarah Silverman to marshall "N*****head" comedy show in Rick Perry's home state

Sarah Silverman to marshall "N*****head" comedy show in Rick Perry's home state

In an attempt to expose the lingering racism that still persists in America, Sarah Silverman has planned a comedy show in Austin, Texas for…
Rick Perry defends the absurdly racist name of his hunting camp

Rick Perry defends the absurdly racist name of his hunting camp

Poor Rick Perry. He just can't seem to catch a break these days, what with his fellow conservatives turning on him, Obama taking jabs at his…
Romney campaign uses Media Matters music in anti-Perry ad

Romney campaign uses Media Matters music in anti-Perry ad

As Mediaite points out, the Mitt Romney campaign recently posted an online-only campaign ad that took a jab at the well-coiffed Rick Perry…
Uncharacteristically feisty Obama slams Rick Perry at campaign fundraiser

Uncharacteristically feisty Obama slams Rick Perry at campaign fundraiser

Barack Obama got unexpectedly salty at a campaign fundraiser this weekend, making fun of Texas governor Rick Perry by citing the wildfire…
You'd better vote for Rick Perry... or else

You'd better vote for Rick Perry... or else

If you don't vote for Rick Perry, America's headed for I Am Legend status in, like, two weeks.  Perry's first…
Rick Perry "taken aback" at Ron Paul's implication that the uninsured should die

Rick Perry "taken aback" at Ron Paul's implication that the uninsured should die

Amid the media stream of Monday Night Football, the Miss Universe Pageant, and TiVo-ed episodes of the Entourage finale, GOP candidates met in…