Cigar Guy
Make sure your bug-eyed features convey giddy, infectious delight. (Notice how well our long-suffering IT guy manages to get this feeling across, despite really having had better things to do than let us draw mustaches on him for an hour.) If you're going for Sexy Cigar Guy, it may be a challenge to feel especially sexy, but remember that even in a ridiculous mustache, you are sexier than many of Tiger Woods' actual mistresses.
Required Materials:
1 navy “dad jacket” windbreaker
1 fake mustache
1 ginger-colored wig (in ponytail)
1 cigar
Lifelong obsession with the game of golf
Commentarium (30 Comments)
I think I found my newest fetish.
I might go relatively old school and rock a Don't Tase Me, Bro guy costume. I just have to find a half dozen people to follow me around dressed as rent-a-cops.
All this time I thought I was wearing some sort of turban.
@Cigar Guy: I thought you were too. We take our research seriously here.
I love the attention to detail. Sadly, the Sexy Quran girl doesn't have a drawn on mustache.
of course anything looks sexy if you hire a model to wear it
What about Jenny Dry-Erase?
What about Epic Beard Man?
...huge creativity fail. 5 costumes not 10.
Now that I look at the picture, I might go as Shaun White/Double Rainbow Guy, carrying two rainbows on a stick in one hand, and a snowboard in the other.
that guy is hot.
"Curly Afro wig?" Lawd. On Halloween we're gonna see enough white people in blackface, as it is!
Thats not 10 thats 5.
it says five right in the intro. where are people getting 10?
To the comment about "anything can look sexy if you hire a model." The model is also the author/creator of the article. Just a smart girl who happens to be hot.
is it really necessary to further the use of the degradation of sexiness for women's costumes? why not have options for women that don't require fishnet stockings. i guess bitches ain't shit.
Any chance Intern Kelly might show up with the aforementioned Pornkin Girls to spank me on Hallowe'en?
What, no Selleck-waterfall-sandwich?
Wow guys, you're about as creative as American Apparel.
No chance, Twolane.
Antoine already has an official costume. Just search for bed intruder costume.
Well there's 2 minutes I'll never get back.
these are hardly memes.
Love is boring.
I'm in love with Intern Kelly.
You forgot Poland.
Also, this was terrible.
Fishnets, with the exception of when worn by transexuals, are not inherently sexy. This was boring as fuck.
Intern Kelly Rules
I was Mr Hide Your Kids Hide Your Wife for Holloween, everyone loved it (especially since Im his height and build and color hahaha) , Thanks you made this Holloween memorable !!
@Loved Glad I could make a difference in your life through costuming
Now you say something