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Sexy Cigar Guy

Sexy Cigar Guy

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Add skirt and fishnet stockings to previous.

Commentarium (30 Comments)

Oct 15 10 - 12:15am
Brotato

I think I found my newest fetish.

Oct 15 10 - 1:03am
bearman33

I might go relatively old school and rock a Don't Tase Me, Bro guy costume. I just have to find a half dozen people to follow me around dressed as rent-a-cops.

Oct 15 10 - 10:00am
Cigar Guy

All this time I thought I was wearing some sort of turban.

Oct 15 10 - 10:06am
PeterSmith

@Cigar Guy: I thought you were too. We take our research seriously here.

Oct 15 10 - 10:21am
Paulie Z

I love the attention to detail. Sadly, the Sexy Quran girl doesn't have a drawn on mustache.

Oct 15 10 - 2:53pm
steven

of course anything looks sexy if you hire a model to wear it

Oct 15 10 - 8:03pm
Michael F.

What about Jenny Dry-Erase?

Oct 16 10 - 12:50pm
Bri

What about Epic Beard Man?

Oct 16 10 - 8:47pm
Sexy "Costume here"

...huge creativity fail. 5 costumes not 10.

Oct 17 10 - 11:23am
bearman33

Now that I look at the picture, I might go as Shaun White/Double Rainbow Guy, carrying two rainbows on a stick in one hand, and a snowboard in the other.

Oct 17 10 - 12:03pm
hinie

that guy is hot.

Oct 17 10 - 12:23pm
Um

"Curly Afro wig?" Lawd. On Halloween we're gonna see enough white people in blackface, as it is!

Oct 17 10 - 3:19pm
Airen

Thats not 10 thats 5.

Oct 18 10 - 10:01am
huh?

it says five right in the intro. where are people getting 10?

Oct 18 10 - 1:51pm
notetoself

To the comment about "anything can look sexy if you hire a model." The model is also the author/creator of the article. Just a smart girl who happens to be hot.

Oct 18 10 - 2:49pm
Roberto

is it really necessary to further the use of the degradation of sexiness for women's costumes? why not have options for women that don't require fishnet stockings. i guess bitches ain't shit.

Oct 18 10 - 7:22pm
Twolane

Any chance Intern Kelly might show up with the aforementioned Pornkin Girls to spank me on Hallowe'en?

Oct 18 10 - 11:06pm
JL

What, no Selleck-waterfall-sandwich?

Oct 19 10 - 10:23am
Jess

Wow guys, you're about as creative as American Apparel.

Oct 19 10 - 10:03pm
Ray Rahman

No chance, Twolane.

Oct 20 10 - 6:02pm
Lee

Antoine already has an official costume. Just search for bed intruder costume.

Oct 20 10 - 6:45pm
Screwewe

Well there's 2 minutes I'll never get back.

Oct 21 10 - 5:59am
anonymous

these are hardly memes.

Oct 21 10 - 10:37pm
Zzzz

Love is boring.

Oct 22 10 - 9:57pm
Will

I'm in love with Intern Kelly.

Oct 25 10 - 7:25am
RoBeast Rollie

You forgot Poland.

Also, this was terrible.

Oct 29 10 - 1:58pm
Anty

Fishnets, with the exception of when worn by transexuals, are not inherently sexy. This was boring as fuck.

Oct 31 10 - 6:23pm
LuckCostThis

Intern Kelly Rules

Oct 31 10 - 9:39pm
Loved

I was Mr Hide Your Kids Hide Your Wife for Holloween, everyone loved it (especially since Im his height and build and color hahaha) , Thanks you made this Holloween memorable !!

Oct 31 10 - 11:28pm
Kelly

@Loved Glad I could make a difference in your life through costuming

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