Bachmann says nice girls don't ask boys out
By EJ DicksonDecember 8th, 2011, 1:00 pmComments (27)From the frosted pink lips of Michele Bachmann comes another piece of unsolicited sex/dating advice that makes you want to punch yourself in the kidney. While promoting her book on Sean Hannity's radio show yesterday, Bachmann explained that she views the concept of girls asking boys out on dates (and, presumably, the concept behind the Sadie Hawkins Day dance) as an ungodly abomination. "People do find out [in my book] that I didn't get asked to my senior prom... In my time, girls didn't ask boys to the prom," Bachmann told Hannity. "If you didn't get asked out, you didn't go."
"Yeah, well, let me tell you, I have a thirteen-year old son," Hannity responded. "Those days have changed big time."
"And our girls [biological daughters Elisa, Caroline, and Sophia, and presumably foster children] are not allowed to do that in our house," Bachmann said. "They have to wait for the boy to call."
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Michele: in my house, we were not discouraged from asking boys out, and I turned out just fine (by which I mean I grew up to be a vulgar, promiscuous, far-left-leaning, feminist, liberal-arts-college graduate who writes snarky blog posts about porn stars on a sex and dating website, but still). This is 2011, not 1892. What are you going to suggest next, that the bridal price should be raised to twenty acres and a pound of pemmican?
Commentarium (27 Comments)
What are girls in single sex high schools supposed to do?
Either be miserable or find a guy to stalk elsewhere until he gets the hint, clearly.
Let other girls ask them out
Comment win.
Or just ask another girl out.
See, in my house the bridal price is already at 30 acres and none of my suitors can afford it! I shall have to live out my days an old maid!
You might depreciate over time, so hang in their...
Hang in their what?
What if the boy asks the girl out only to hide his latent homosexuality? Oh wait, I think we know.
Epic win!
What nonnie said!
i never asked a boy out and i turned out pretty good. oh yeah, i should note that i did ask plenty of girls outs and still do!
Luckily I'm not nice.
Not the truth.
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I hope it comes out one day that one of her daughters is a lesbian hooker
She's from another century and another planet
This, as much as anything else, disqualifies her for leadership.
What's a pemmican?
I think this is a little overblown. She's talking about her personal policy as a parent, and while I think it's a little backwards, it's not really indicative of anything bad. Her stance on DADT, now...
She's a freaky woman, behind the bedroom doors all those 'righteous' folks are. Much like those anti gay people who claim to hate gays, when in truth they hate that they may be gay too.
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A+++ for the pemmican line
I wish a girl would ask me out! Its exhausting to have to make ALL the moves
oh poor baby
... GO AND HAVE A CRY WANK
yeah, I agree with grahama
Yeah, he definitely has his finger on the button
Huh, how ironic. Because I view the concept of Michelle Bachmann as an ungodly abomination.
Now you say something