Rolling Stone has launched their annual Hot Issue. Noticeably missing? Rolling Stone. Instead, we are treated to their zeitgeisty thoughts on hot Mormons (you read it here first!) and the hotness of kids coming out on YouTube. Also hot, apparently, is dressing up in an Iron Man costume and surrounding yourself with more fake fog than a high school production of Hamlet. Look, we heart Robert Downey Jr. as much as the next lady, but if you want to pay tribute, knock back a few Jamesons, dangle a Parliament from your lips, and leave the armor at home. That shit is for the bedroom, yo.