One day, possibly tomorrow, we'd like to do an etymology of the word "douchebag." We think it started in caveman times. We've seen the early drawings of hair gel and goatees. We're going to open a bottle of wine, cozy up to William Safire, work on this bad boy. In the meantime, please enjoy "The Douchebag Song." It's no Arcade Fire, but then, even the Arcade Fire isn't really any Arcade Fire.